Low-budget Christmas presents to give your so-called "loved-ones"
Morning.
I’ve taken a brief break from nob gags to write a short story in the latest issue of The Fence. It’s called ‘The Adolescents’ and it’s about your two favourite topics: one night stands and terminal illness. Here’s a snippet:
“When the nurse removes your bandages, she asks if you’re planning on doing anything with them, sorting them out, making th…